Well, maybe tomorrow; but no later than the day after! Trudeau said that Canada has no core identity… hmm… As such, the US-Canada border is starting to become an extra pain in the neck for the United States; illegal immigration, drugs, etc.; straight latitudinal lines, like the 49th parallel, aren’t the type of border that has a long term chance of surviving history ~ only real geographical/geological features-borders do! By annexing Canada, we would effectively shrink the length of our northern border, currently the longest total borders between two countries in the entire world - at 5,525miles long (3,987mi + 1,538mi Canada-Alaska border = 5,525miles long), to zero!; the surrounding oceans would become the new northern border. Saskatchewan, Alberta, Manitoba, Yukon, and maybe Nunavut & the Northwest Territories, should be annexed on day 1 of the Trump Administration! After that; Prince Edward Island, Nova Scotia, and New Brunswick, and eventually Greenland.
Discussions should start immediately with any Canadian province & territory that has already shown interest in joining with the United States (Saskatchewan, Alberta, Manitoba, seem particularly likely to secede). The less likely ones to want to join; french speaking Quebec (they’ve been living in their own new France reality, let alone in Canada or the United States, right from the start), British Columbia (if those socialist Asians don’t agree; their north-east corner may have to be forcibly annexed to create a better direct connection to Yukon & Alaska, especially if the Northwest Territories don’t immediately join), Newfoundland & Labrador, and Ontario, should also be contacted - unlikely that they would long-term stay separate, anyways (who wants to be sandwiched between America?!); but, it may be wise to keep those ones as territories, rather than new states (unless you want a Trudeau for our next President; though, if the Central American countries are also annexed -see other proposal- and divided-up into new states, they might counter-balance Canada’s left-leanings with Latino family-values, & religion, being naturally right leaning) - Greenland could naturally come after that.
Connected with the call to annex Mexico & every country southwards to the Darién Gap (see other proposal): geographically unnatural, straight-lines, borders aren’t historically stable – especially when the countries involved only age in the lower hundreds of years old (infants) – only things like oceans, mountains, rivers/river-valleys, deserts, etc., create good long-term, geographically/geologically/ecologically stable, defensible, borders; the US-Canada border is the longest border between two countries in the entire world, and has been causing greater & greater issues with illegal immigration & drugs; due to Trudeau’s time spent packing Canada with questionable migrants, commonly with the names Lee, Hernandez, Singh, Garcia, Muhammad, Martinez, and Wong – who then, understandably, flee southwards after getting frazzled living inside of a deep freezer half of each year. Creating a border based on lines of latitude or longitude was as dim as Trudeau’s socks & policies are blinding. Unfortunately, the US’ feeble attempts at forceful annexation failed in 1812. However, nowadays, several Provinces are continually showing interest in secession to the US – we should show them support at the highest levels & preemptively accept their secession via the US military’s, current, overwhelming power advantage persuasion. By annexing Canada – our northern border could effectively become zero ~ the surrounding oceans would be the new northern border; with electronic automated monitoring systems for boats, submarines, and air-space intrusions, that should be built around the entirety of North & Central America. The current northern borders will eventually cause big enough problems, with more future Trudeau-like clown world policies o’ dunces, that conjoining, &/or annexing, will happen – instead of waiting for that to happen in the far-future → let’s bring the far future to today, tomorrow, or the day-after at the latest!
Please see the call to annex Mexico + everything to, & including, the Darién Gap, policy thread for bonus information about expelling Trudeau to Belize.
