Politician Reform Act

Eligibility prerequisites for any elected position are:

1-a publicly administered and graded IQ test result less than three years old is to be made available to verify intellectual competence;
2-five years of authenticated tax records immediately prior to current election cycle to verify financial integrity and competence;
3-publicly administered polygraph for verification of genuine political intentions and integrity;
4-drug test publicly administered and processed within 30 minutes of previously mentioned polygraph as a method of avoiding both subversion of a truth-verification processes through pharmacological means as well as slight of hand on the lab technician’s part.

All prerequisites are to be fulfilled by all candidates, including incumbents, before their name can be added to a ballot.