A program where Illegal immigrants are deputized to “hunt” sex offenders for a chance at US citizenship. Cleaning up America while earning your way in!
For every capture they assist with (tracked through tips or teamwork with authorities), they earn credits toward U.S. citizenship.
Double Citizenship Bonus: Extra points if the offender is a repeat criminal.
Mandatory Tracker: participants wear GPS devices named something like Freedom Beepers.
I can see a few problems with this: One, as is previously stated, giving illegal aliens a bit too much power would be a mistake. Two, we need to make sure that they are not guilty of any violent crimes. Three, don’t let people know about it, this type of stuff is more effective when “they” don’t know it’s coming.
I’ve seen some quite unusual ones as well, but this is intended to be humorous!! Thank you for appreciating it in that light. If it genuinely prompts or inspires a thoughtful proposal, I wouldn’t mind either.